Meet the Cast

 John Farrell as "Jack Yankoff": Actor, martial artist, and Pilates instructor John Farrell has managed to manage the once unmanageable… his own mind! A task spanning nearly 20 years (yes, he began reading ninja books at age 10… now, you know how old he is!), this techno-shaman is always looking for the realities behind the veil of everyday existence. Be warned, for you may encounter some resistance to what he might say is true about your current level of evolution that you are: too slow, too fat, and too sold on what you've been told to think about yourself. He'll also tell you that you completely and totally SUCK, and that you embrace the darkness just a bit too much. Your ego? Yep, that's right, you just keep livin' in it… much too much to be productive. So who the hell wants to be around someone like you? Well, believe it or not, John Farrell does! Why? Because he cares. He gives a shit.

Born a Texan, and raised in Mississippi, this southern gent is slowly but surely manifesting an acting career in the vein of Willem Dafoe -- John's a handsome, chiseled young man with the uncanny ability to play character types yet maintaining the flexibility to play leading men. Lovingly crafting his choices from emotional extremes that would make Jack Nicholson jealous and gifted with a voice that would make Sean Connery swoon, John is prepared to one day give hope to this world in the form of a balanced totalitarian political agenda that will incorporate the Pleiadian Agenda on all levels and bring peace to all.

Right…. does the word 'MEGALOMANIAC' ring a bell? Exactly

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